i just wanna mow hay

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

kimkardahshian:

psychic? More like…PSY’S CHICK! lms if u have a crush on psy or if you gangnam smiled (:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

koolaidicecubes im about to eat you :)

koolaidicecubes im about to eat you :)

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

i wouldnt know im not pizza