binch please

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

"Date someone who begs to go down on you." - RP (via ridiculouslyproper)


jrne:

i am 20 thenks mather for my life🎉✌️

jrne:

i am 20 thenks mather for my life🎉✌️

dirtyberd:

Sing this to me on our wedding day

evaunit08:

your fave is problematic, super-sonic, hypnotic, funky fresh 

dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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