i just wanna mow hay

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

origin is free btw you can download it and make an account and still use the code!

if anybody has Origin on their laptop and wants The Sims 2 and all of the add-ons for free I have a code you can use!!!!

tyelr:

ICOSBIDUSLFVDOWMVa

tyelr:

ICOSBIDUSLFVDOWMVa

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario